Outrage:

Grazia, November 14, 2011.

This edition featured an article on being single, married and undefined. The male partner in the undefined relationship had this to say...

“I don’t have a body clock – hell, I don’t even have an alarm clock – and I resent being held hostage to hers.” 

“I’ve tried but I ‘ve never been the sort of planner Jen wants. For our fist date, she bought a new dress, had her hair done. I bought a condom. And it’s no surprise I didn’t get to use it on date one.”

Charming. I don't think it would be much of a surprise if he doesn't get to use condoms for a long time to come.